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ClearDot.gif (85 bytes) Multiple Mona's Sexual Revolution
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A Regular Column by Multiple Mona
fufuguru@aol.com

guru - Karen Brand/ Brand DesignHi! I'm Multiple Mona! I'm the owner/founder of M.I.S.T.E.R., Mona's Institute for Sexual Training, Education and Rehabilitation. At the Institute, we teach men how to understand and treat women. All men, from 18 to 99 can benefit from my training! And sometimes women, too.

As a Sex Goddess, I'll be offering the hottest tips on love and sex to both men and women. And I know what I'm talking about. So forget those dry, boring sex-perts who fizzle instead of sizzle. Love's best when it's hot and juicy!

As you may have guessed, I'm multiply orgasmic, with a very slight multiple personality disorder. But that doesn't affect my insight into matters of amore! Men often assume, erroneously, that women are here to serve them. Wrong! Guys, you're here to serve women ... get used to it. And trust me, if you really learn how to serve your women, you'll awaken powers within them that'll make you feel like an Adonis.

Here's the first HOT tip for you guys. Men get what they want when they give women what they want first. Guaranteed. So if you want to be loved and adored, learn how to awaken the Aphrodite in your woman. It's there, lying dormant until YOU awaken it. So forget about the modern day advice you've gotten and listen up. I'm going to give you some "secrets from the inside." Deep, deep within the psyche of every woman is a hidden memory of being cherished and adored like the goddess she is. She's probably even unaware of it herself.


Awaken the Goddess in your woman!


With all the psycho babble these days, she probably thinks she wants independence. Forgetaboutit. Or maybe she wants space. NOT! Or she may think she prefers the company of her girlfriends (or a good hair wash) over you sometimes. But if you learn how to make her PURRR like the inner feline she has, you'll be the King of her jungle, and she'll scratch your back, and elsewhere, anytime. It's her true nature, awakened.

Oh, she might want to "share" some things with her girlfriends, but when she comes home, her appetite for love can only be satisfied by you. Watch out for those cats claws!

Here's a question from a 42 year old male:

Mona,
I've been dating a lady six months now, and she doesn't seem to want to take our relationship to the next level. I'd like more of a commitment, but she wants to keep her options open. What to do?
Signed,
Concerned Charlie.

Dear CC,
What that really means, Charlie, is that you're not doing it for her! She's not feeling the vibe. You see, there's a chemical that's released in a woman's body when the man is doing his thing right. Pheremones attract, but you gotta know the zone to keep 'em coming back. Check yourself out. Are you treating her like a Goddess? Do you open doors, bring flowers and create romantic/erotic moments? Do it! And develop a velvet touch.


Enuf' for now. You, too can get advice from a Goddess. Send your questions about love, sex, relationships and how to awaken the Goddess in YOUR woman. I'll answer as many as possible right here in this column. And I'll try to respond to everyone with questions, via email.

Please indicate your interest in enrolling in my upcoming one-on-one training on How to Awaken The Goddess in Your Woman. And remember, multiple orgasms are a woman's inherent right. Until then ... Wake UP!
Yours in Goddess Worship,
Multiple Mona

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